Dedicated to ALL Married Couples

ausfarmer

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
            As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.


            Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen,
            Artist in home & Devil in bed.
            But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in
            Bed.

            Question:  Why do women live longer than men?
            Answer:    Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
            bill does!


            Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful,  &
            I love u.
            After marriage    : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache,
            & one day I'll . . . . . . . .!

            Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
            friends.
            You order what you want, then when you see what the other
            person has, you wish you had ordered that.


            Man : Is there any way for long life?
            Dr  : Get married.
            Man  : Will it help?
            Dr  : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.


            Question    : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
            Answer    : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
            before the fight begins!


            Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
            Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

hplkk

But they get an Artist in kitchen, 可能是吧，
Devil in home & Economist in Bed.
為何？

ausfarmer

1. Wives are prefer to have beautiful kitchen instead of good cook.
2. Bad temper and yell all the time in home like a devil & Economist (節儉的人) are saving time and   energy in bed and The time period under consideration is more likely a short period rather than a long period.


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